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“Cooler shopping” than anywhere else

Issue #1261 [Mar 14th 2003]

Ok, I got in the mood for shopping. I have no money to spend but a girl can dream...one day I’ll be swept off my feet by some handsome, RICH stranger who wishes to spend his immense fortune on moi. Unfortunately until that happens I’ll have to make do with window-shopping. For those of you who do have money to spend, this is a wicked site. Or even a ‘cooler’ site than all the rest, OK, fair point, that was a pretty awful pun. I apologise.

There are some funky clothes; well I think so, for both girls and guys (so you don’t feel left out). You can even buy a T-shirt saying “I don’t do mingers” for fifteen squid. Or a 100% leather wallet saying “Bad Mother Fucker”. Hmmm, is it just me or does an actual bad motherfucker not need a wallet saying so? I’m thinking this wallet is a contradiction.

Do you remember space hoppers? I used to love them, still do in fact, a couple of months ago I was bouncing around on one in Selfridges. Didn’t get chucked out either! Well you can buy them here, and maybe you would like some giant boxing gloves. I mean really giant – these are nearly 60cm long and weigh over a kilogram each.

Of course some of these would be great as presents – how about a ‘fat camp’ T-shirt, just to really offend those you care about. Maybe the ‘I love your mum’ T-shirt (from Money) would go down better as a present.

Another great thing is the number of links there are from this site. I’d lock your credit card away to avoid temptation if I were you.

www.coolershopping.co.uk

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