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Life-like and always willing

Issue #1260 [Mar 7th 2003]

For anyone who has ever wanted to own a blow up doll (and with the male: female ratio at Imperial I imagine some of you guys are getting desperate) this is the place to go. Not they actually blow up but according to the (many) letters on the site they do the job.

These dolls are the product of much research and modern technology. No seriously, they are really scarily life like. Here comes the science bit. The articulated skeleton allows for full anatomically correct flexibility and their skin is an exclusive blend of the most expensive rubbers. Their elasticised skin can withstand 300% stretching (?) and they can withstand up to 300C (Why?).

There is also a male doll, but only one. Apparently while men get a huge, vast, immense choice, women just have to take what they are given and like it or lump it. Sounds familiar to me....

Your doll can also have any of the following customisations: tan lines, closing eyes, articulated hands, custom wigs or skin tones (even blue?!). You might think that is all your options, but no, there are more ways to create your perfect love. How about an interactive sensory response system? (That means she talks back when you poke her in the right place.) Or a hip gyration system, I’m sure you can work that one out. Is that all? I hear you ask. No! There is one final possibility - a shemale doll. Yes a beautiful women doll with a big dick. Well, whatever floats your boat.

www.realdoll.com

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