Eskimo Blonde Strikes Back
Dear Editor,
First of all, We, Eskimo Blonde, Aberdeen, have never met yourself, so how can you pass comment on us. Statements like, "Eskimo Blonde is also a beardy band from Aberdeen " and " If we're honest, who is going to award trademark of a name to a load of ageing, bearded, balding Scottish men"
These libellous remarks will not do. Defamation of our reputation is utterly scandalous and injurious to the popularity of our music and to the individual band members. I suggest your esteemed readership should use their online friend, Google, and research Eskimo Blonde for what they have achieved and are currently doing. This way people make up their own mind rather than being herded like cattle. As for being bearded, never had one. Balding, sorry, full head of hair, as do all the band. Ageing, well, does everyone not age from birth, or since you are at Imperial College, we could discuss ageing at the cellular level. We are certainly not prepubescent neither are we octogenarians. As for being Scottish, yes and proud of it!!!
The Three Eskimo Blonde girls from Liverpool, we have never had direct contact with them, it would have been nice to discuss matters with them personally, not through the media. We are not unreasonable lads. We work hard for what we achieve, that is why we will not give our name away. The Girls do have talent, that has never been is dispute, so why don't the Girls contact us.
I also think a published apology to the Aberdeen Eskimo Blonde wouldn't go wrong. Then Why don't you, the author of this student magazine come up to Aberdeen and review one of our shows. We are headlining in the Lemon Tree, Aberdeen, May 27th, then publish that.
Tim Bennett
Guitars, Eskimo Blonde.
